The Twilight malarkey absolutely baffles me. I clearly must have reached old age, because I just don’t find those boys attractive. Why aren’t film stars as hot nowadays? Meanwhile the dialogue in the books reads like old-school Mills and Boon, where they describe everything with such bellyaching passion, and orgasms are described as soaring stars and rainbows. Ralph.
Anyway, I came across this chucklesome pic and hope that you enjoy: