Jesse’s Irritations

27 Oct

Remember this guy?


Well, this week, I ‘ave been mostly irritated by…

Jeremy Hardy. Frankly, he is ruining the usually wonderful and hilarious News Quiz on Radio 4 with his irrelevant socialist BS. Start being funny or shut up, old man of squeaky voice.

Engagement shoots with that eyes closed, “we’re so in love” shot. I’m sure you are, but photos are either candid, or they’re posed. There is no “we hired you for an hour and you just happened to come across us during a really tender, intimate moment”.

Really, truly awful spelling and grammar. I could care less about loosing weight, but that’s a whole nother topic.

The fact that every once-in-a-while, ITV shows something brilliant, but not often enough that you might catch an advert for the next wonderful thing while watching the current one. As an aside, my friend Ciara and her sister used to use “ITV watcher” as an insult while fighting. Hilarious!

X Factor. Everybody loves it. Apparently there are four of us in the world who think that it’s actually contributing to the decline in society.

Clearly toasted cheese and Marmite sandwiches are the only answer.


5 Responses to “Jesse’s Irritations”

  1. Peridot October 27, 2010 at 10:08 am #

    Weeeeell, don’t we have a lot in common? I am a grammar NAZI – sorry, but it’s true; bf has had to pull me away from correcting signs (if I thought I could get away with it I would carry a big black marker pen for the express purpose). You may have seen my mini temper tantrum over an internet provider ad which I have to see every time I cycle home….

    X Factor – yep, I’m one of those four. Plus it bores me into incomprehension.

    And Marmite? LOVE it! Just made cheese and marmite scones and they were SO good.

    • littleacceb October 28, 2010 at 11:40 am #

      Haha! Well, now there are five of us. Cheese and Marmite scones? I must have the recipe!

      • emmgibbs October 28, 2010 at 3:48 pm #

        Make that six – just cannot understand the fact that people still go on about it like it’s the most amazing thing ever.
        And with you on all the other points too – especially the grammar thing. Loosing seems to be something that people do all the time, which I just don’t get – it doesn’t even look right!
        Now I really want cheese and marmite….yum.

  2. Summah November 17, 2010 at 8:53 pm #

    Not to sound like a clod…but what is Marmite? I hear ya on the grammar front. Sigh.

    • Becca November 18, 2010 at 5:11 pm #

      Marmite is a delicious spread made from yeast extract. It’s super salty and contains lots of B vitamins!

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